"OVER MY DEAD BODY AM I GONNA LET YOU STICK A PAIR OF STINKIN JUGGALOS IN THE WHITEHOUSE!" — Jake English, patriot (via ophiuchustroll)

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lissy050:

oh shit grandpa egbert juniordad totally snapped

taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

julieruin:

how does the onceler fandom still exist

tumblecakes:

i really like the colour of those escalator steps, very unique

ataleoftwocrowleys:

chesu-time:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

masterfromcatering:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

you’ve created a monster. A beautiful, beautiful monster.

#Looks like a young Jeremy Brett to me

OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

IT IS A YOUNG JEREMY BRETT

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY??

HOLY SHIT, IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

PLAY GOD MORE OFTEN. 

”- I thought you were dead.

- I thought you were smaller.”